mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

andrewquo:

can you imagine the existential crisis a dentist would have if his gums ever bleed

okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

RT if you a mega hoe but also a virgin

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

sorry:

Not sure if hungry or just bored

dulect:

"So what else do you do besides go on your computer?"

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