Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
can you imagine the existential crisis a dentist would have if his gums ever bleed
"i don’t like garlic bread"
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
Not sure if hungry or just bored
"So what else do you do besides go on your computer?"